If you have an extremely high tolerance for second-hand embarrassment and you’re interested in learning about the negative effects of men embracing the very worst qualities of the women’s fashion industry, study every single slide.

Tags: menswear

An Abbreviated List of Things You Shouldn’t Own Unless You Literally Live in a Castle:

- Velvet slippers

- Needlepoint slippers

- Belgian slippers

- Monogrammed slippers

More and more convinced that I could happily get through the rest of my professional life with only these two pairs of shoes. 

More and more convinced that I could happily get through the rest of my professional life with only these two pairs of shoes. 

Slide buckle belt v2.0. Last initial only to facilitate intergenerational transfer (assuming I don’t lose this one, too). I’ll feel a lot better when it’s scratched and tarnished and the alligator scales are peeling. 

Slide buckle belt v2.0. Last initial only to facilitate intergenerational transfer (assuming I don’t lose this one, too). I’ll feel a lot better when it’s scratched and tarnished and the alligator scales are peeling. 

Not to be vulgar, but: BARF.

Not to be vulgar, but: BARF.